Have you ever heard of Gossiptown
On the shore of Falsehood Bay,
Where Old Dame Rumor with rustling gown
Is going the livelong Day?
It isn’t far to Gossiptown
For people who want to go,
The Idleness train will take you down
In just an hour or so.
The thoughtless road is crowded, you’ll find,
For most folks start that way;
But it’s all downhill and, if you don’t mind,
You’ll land in Falsehood Bay.
You glide through the valley of Wicked Talk,
And into the tunnel of Hate;
Then, crossing the Bitterness Bridge,
You walk right into the city gate.
The principal street is called “They Say,”
And “I’ve Heard” is the public well,
And the breezes that blow from Falsehood Bay
Are laden with “Don’t You Tell!”
In the midst of the town is Telltale Park-
You’re never quite safe when there;
For its owner is Madame Suspicious Remark,
Who lives on the street “Don’t Care.”
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