At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!
Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Very tasty.
Thank you!
If you crash the border,
The law will track you down.
If you are backpacking,
Those drugs won't reach our towns,
The border is secure now,
But you can act the clown,
Our border guards will get you,
And they will show you 'round!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!
Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Very tasty.
Thank you!
You don't want to go there,
It's a badder place than you,
Supposing that you land there,
Your crime career is through,
You cannot escape from there,
The gators will eat you,
If you think the law is laughing,
It's laughing right at you!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!
Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Very tasty.
Thank you!
If you're an illegal,
You should go back home!
If you're an invader,
Go fix your own sad home!
If you traffic people,
We will throw away the key!
Here you must assimilate,
Someone might disappear you!
Don't stay at Alligator Alcatraz,
Don't book your stay today.
Stay at home where you belong,
Don't come here the wrong way.
Don't be a dumb invader,
We will crush your plan to stay!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
If you should run, run, run!
At Alligator Alcatraz,
The chase is fun, fun, fun!
If an alligator catches you,
You'll be done, done done!
Chomp, chomp!
Crunch, crunch!
Tasty.
Very tasty!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
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